The Gas Grill

A couple had been married fifteen years. One afternoon they wereworking in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Hey, honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it is as big as the gas grill now." The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill then measured his wife's butt. "Yep," he said, "Just what I thought; just about the same size." The wife got very incensed and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day. That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?" The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked. She replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?"

Thanks to My good ICQ Buddy Lady Catherea For This One!!!

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