A Few Good Lawer Jokes
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Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
============================================================================== ============================================================================== "You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel sharply, His Honor interrupted: "All right, now that both attorneys have been identified, let's get on with this case."
============================================================================== ============================================================================== Do you know how to save a drowning laywer?
A1: Take your foot off his head.
A2: No, Good!
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This Page was updated Monday, May 12, 1997 7:55 P.M. ADST.
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